So if you remember from a while back - I posted about how I wanted a Honda Odyssey and it fucked me up so bad to admit that I wanted a god damned mini van I didn't post for almost two years. Seriously.
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This is really how I felt about it all. And then I remembered, "Oh yes, I am the mother..." Quickly followed by, "Oh shit."
Well, let's start off by saying, I am not mature enough to be married, let alone have kids. (I'm not mature enough to have a real job either, which is part of why staying at home works well for me!) I for sure am not mature enough to have a fucking minivan! But it was what I really wanted - and I looked desperately for a way to make it driveable through irony.
I thought about doing something drastic to try to make it cooler - but you can see how this idea just fucking totally backfires. Really, what the fuck were these people thinking? It looks like a goddamn hoover.
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Then I was thinking that a funny sticker might do it. Something like 2Fast2Furious might have worked - but didn't really suit me. I also considered "I am Stig," but really, my husband enjoys Top Gear way more than I do, even though it was funny. I then thought maybe some cool vanity plates. After months and months of racking our brains, my husband came up with this....
And that sums it up perfectly! I can have my van and love it too!
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